Jim Windolf: “Public Relations for the Lord.”

8220;Wow. You’re here. It’s really great to see You. So. Do You prefer to be called God or . . .”
“I’m partial to Yahweh, actually.”
“Yahweh it is, then. Can I get You something? Coffee? Water? We got Pellegrino, if You . . . (Subscription required.)

via The New Yorker http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2013/02/04/130204sh_shouts_windolf