OK, remember when The West Wing was on TV and everyone thought this was liberals’ way of having a fake president to console and tide themselves over until Bush was out of office? Well, at least The West Wing had snappy dialogue and good acting. Bill Whittle’s Mr. Virtual President has — well, go look. If you can’t bear the video, which rather reminds me of Rupert Pupkin’s basement broadcasts, you can read the transcript of Whittle’s Inaugural Address, in which he alludes to Louis C.K.’s “Everything’s amazing and nobody’s happy” bit and then proceeds to give us the upshot  that LCK was too busy being funny and interesting to reveal:
We’re not happy, because everyone knows that the giant mushroom cloud of debt that hangs over this country will eventually destroy our economy and the world’s economy… And we’re not happy because we’re told time and time again by the people here in Washington, that we are not entitled to individual happiness. We’re not happy, because more and more, every day, this magnificent experiment in the power of the individual is being remade into yet another giant collectivist, faceless, mindless, soulless state…
Later he tells us “we’re not allowed to be prosperous anymore,” and compares citizens in our welfare state to captive animals. I tell ya, Mr. Virtual President needs some new virtual speechwriters.
Whittle has now been responsible for alt-wingnut movie studio Declaration Entertainment, alt-wingnut fantasy community Ejectia, and this. He should enlist the guys working on that gun nut planned community The Citadel, PopModal (“the conservative alternative to YouTube”), PJ Lifestyle and other such simulacra, pick up Rod “Benedict Option” Dreher while he’s at it, and they can all fuck off to some remote land where they can recreate a new paradise far, far, far from us. They can start here.
via alicublog http://alicublog.blogspot.com/2013/02/than-schmuck-for-lifetime.html