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From The Oregonian, chip on their shoulder gun owners ascend new heights of awesome …

Police say two men openly carried assault rifles in the Portland’s Sellwood area to demonstrate their 2nd amendment rights and “educate the public”.

Steven M. Boyce, of Gresham, and Warren R. Drouin, of Medford, both 22, were spotted by officers about 1:50 p.m. Wednesday near Southeast 7th Avenue and Spokane Street and have concealed handgun licenses, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman. They were not arrested because the rifles remained on their backs, he added.

Officers warned the duo that the sight of their rifles would generate 911 calls, but neither man seemed concerned, Simpson said. No shots were fired.

In addition to numerous 911 calls, the two sent at least one school into lockdown. But among the many other hilarious and horrific things about this story is the one thing that’s right out there in plain site, namely, that this was perfectly legal. Boyce and Drouin both have up to date concealed carry licenses and the assault rifles are legal weapons. So there was nothing the police could do.

Now, even most people who support the idea that basically any law-abiding citizen should be able to get a license to carry around a handgun probably get that this is not a great idea. After all, for other things beside carrying weapons there are disturbing the peace ordinances that give police some ability to intervene if people are doing normally legal things in a way that creates havoc or public disturbances.

But guns, in many cases, seem to have more rights than you or I.

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Shows for Those Who Think ‘The New Normal’ Is Too Normal

Several local filmmakers are creating web-only, fictionalized accounts of their experiences in the hope that they can add variety to the gay characters already onscreen.

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New York Is Moving Quickly to Enact Tough Curbs on Guns

The dash to put new gun controls in place made New York the first flash point in the battles over firearm restrictions that are expected to consume several state capitals this year.

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Spielberg Scraps Robopocalypse for Now

Robopocalypse is no longer Steven Spielberg’s next film, presumably because you can’t just follow something like Lincoln with something called Robopocalypse. Spielberg spokesman Marvin Levy says the real reason is that the film is “too important and the script is not ready, and it’s too expensive to produce. It’s back to the drawing board to see what is possible.” Spielberg got on board in 2010 and had a 2014 release targeted; Anne Hathaway and Chris Hemsworth were in talks to star.

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WENDY’S Franchisee Owner Blames Obamacare For Cutting Employees’ Hours…

WENDY’S Franchisee Owner Blames Obamacare For Cutting Employees’ Hours…

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Statewide quake in California may be possible after all

New research challenges assumptions that the central part of the San Andreas fault would act as a barrier, preventing a big quake from traveling between the northern and southern parts of the state.

For decades, scientists have assumed the central portion of California’s San Andreas fault acts as a barrier that prevents a big quake in the southern part of the state from spreading to the north, and vice versa. As a result, a mega-quake that could be felt from San Diego to San Francisco was widely considered impossible.

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On Yawning; or, The Hidden Sexuality of the Human Yawn

vThe following is an article from the Annals of Improbable Research.

by Wolter Seuntjens
Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, The Netherlands

[EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a specially abridged version of the Ph.D. dissertation which the author defended (successfully!) on October 27, 2004. Dr. Seuntjens can be reached at <seuntjens@baillement.com>. The web site www.baillement.com is a lavish compendium of information about yawning.]

In science, the yawn has not received its due attention. In this investigation I provide (1) a systematic-encyclopedic overview of all available knowledge about yawning. The fields from which I derive my data are linguistics (semantics, etymology), sociology, psychology, the medical sciences (anatomy, physiology, pathology, and pharmacology), and the arts (literature, film, visual arts). Then, I (2) associate a number of these data in order to (3) test the hypothesis that yawning has an erotic side, a sexual aspect.

A Taboo, an Unsolved Riddle
The mass of data that I present in the encyclopedic overview makes one thing clear: there is no good explanation for yawning.

vAs regards physiology: the hypoxia and hypercapnia theories — these long-untested theories that also figure prominently in common-sense notions — were conclusively refuted by Robert Provine and his collaborators (Provine, Tate, and Geldmacher 1987). The now popular theory that yawning leads to wakefulness (‘arousal defense reflex,’ Askenasy 1989) is not without its problems (Regehr, Ogilvie, and Simons 1992).

In the paragraphs on pathology and pharmacology I enumerate so many different illnesses and disorders that are associated with increased yawning that for the moment it is impossible to extract a common factor. The same goes for the very many chemical substances that induce yawning (Crenshaw and Goldberg 1996: 415; Argiolas and Melis 1998: 12). What this common pharmacological factor, if there is one, constitutes, remains unclear.

In the chapter on the psychology of yawning I discuss various subthemes of which the most concrete are: contagiousness, non-verbal behavior, and conditionability. Neither of these subthemes has been completely clarified. Psychologically, too, the yawn is still very much an unsolved riddle.

In the chapter on the sociology of the yawn I note that the yawn is (quasi-)universally taboo. The reason why this is so remains shrouded in mystery: the various rationales given — superstitious, hygienic, aesthetic, psychological — are all implausible. The ethological rationale (bared teeth) may turn out to provide the best explanation for the taboo of yawning.

vAs a preliminary conclusion we may therefore state that Reber’s Law applies perfectly to the hitherto considered trivial behavior of yawning: the closer the yawn is examined, the more complex it is seen to be (Reber 1985: 618). In fact, we have really no idea what causes yawning and what purpose yawning serves or what mechanisms are responsible for yawning and even what the essential anatomical constituents of yawning are. In the age in which the human genome has been deciphered and space travel has become almost trite this verdict may sound like an affront.

Eroticism-Sexuality
Yet, in the light of the hypothesis that yawning has an erotic side, it becomes clear that in the data that I gathered there is at least one recurrent theme: eroticism-sexuality.

I found that both the ‘yawn’ and the ‘stretch’ of the stretch-yawn syndrome (SYS) are semantically and etymologically associated with ‘desire’ and ‘longing for’ (de Vries 1991: 142).

In several proverbs and sayings yawning — and especially contagious yawning — is interpreted as a clue of something more than just sympathy, that is, as a sign of being in love (Schlossar 1891: 402; Hand 1981, no. 12964; Beyer 1985: 187).

vYawning was both linked with acedia-boredom and with luxuria (lechery) and passion. As a non-verbal behavior the yawn was found to figure — be it consciously or unconsciously — in the courtship process (Howell 1659: 14; Mantegazza 1890: 126; Féré 1905; Givens 1978). That this is not a purely recent or western phenomenon was illustrated by passages from ancient Indian literature (Vatsyayana 1965; Biharilal 1990; Kesavadasa 1993).

Not surprisingly perhaps, the few psychoanalysts and depth-psychologists who did mention the yawn interpreted it as a latent sexual signal (Meerloo 1955: 65; Marcus 1973; Felstein 1976).
Ethological studies in primates found a clear relationship between yawn-frequency and hierarchical status (Bielert 1978; Hadidian 1980; Deputte 1994) and between yawn-frequency and the serum level of testosterone (Chambers and Phoenix 1981).

In discussing anatomy and physiology I recounted that Chouard and Bigot-Massoni (1990: 146, 152) described the feeling that accompanies the acme of yawning as a ‘mini orgasm’. Moreover, the same authors concluded: “Let us remember in conclusion its intimate and unconscious relation with sexual life, […].” (ibidem).

In discussing pathology I discovered that yawning and spontaneous ejaculation were mentioned concomitantly in terminal rabies (Beek 1969: 127).

vIn discussing pharmacology I found a link between yawning and spontaneous orgasm in withdrawal from heroin addiction (Parr 1976). Likewise, yawning and sexual response (SR) were associated as clinical side effects of several antidepressant drugs. In one publication an undeniable causal relation was reported: both spontaneous and intentional yawning provoked instantaneous ejaculation-orgasm (McLean, Forsythe, and Kapkin 1983). In experiments with animals many more substances were seen to induce, sometimes simultaneously, both SYS and SR. Moreover, in humans apomorphine induces both SYS and SR (Lal et al. 1989).

In the chapter on yawning and the arts, I discussed, in a somewhat more conjectural manner, the conspicuously erotic sigh and the equally erotic posture X. I argued for the interpretation of the sigh and posture X as the auditory and visual proxies for the SYS.

My Conclusions About Yawning
It is because of the critical mass of circumstantial evidence that was accumulated that all these data, passages, and quotations take on an ambivalent or double meaning. Nowhere is that clearer than in the use of the words ‘yawning’ and ‘stretching’ in the poetry of W. B. Yeats (1989 [1929]: 379), as for instance in:

O cruel Death give three things back,
[…]
Three dear things that women know,
[…]  
The third thing that I think of yet,
[…]
Is that morning when I met
Face to face my rightful man
And did after stretch and yawn.

And what to think of the following passage taken from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark (1967 [1961]): 59) in which the pupils Jenny and Sandy discuss their teacher’s love life?

For this reason she was more reticent than Jenny about the details of the imagined love affair. Jenny whispered, ‘They go to bed. Then he puts out the light. Then their toes touch. And then Miss Brodie… Miss Brodie…’ She broke into giggles.

‘Miss Brodie yawns,’ said Sandy in order to restore decency, now that she suspected it was all true.

This, of course, does not mean that every yawn can be interpreted as erotic or even sexual: “There are times when a yawn is simply a yawn.” (Even if a ‘simple’ yawn is not simple at all.)

vIn ‘The Thinking of Thoughts: What is Le Penseur Doing?’ Gilbert Ryle (1971: 480) presented the example of the blink of an eye to illustrate the necessity to interpret individual behavioral acts. Equally, we cannot but interpret every individual yawn as the occasion arises. In everyday life each and every individual yawn must be interpreted, as it cannot be ascribed to one specific cause, or be explained with total certainty. Likewise, we face a ‘prediction barrier’ in experiment and observation when predicting individual yawns.

In summary, the two foremost conclusions of my investigation are (1) the yawn is — contrary to common-sense ideas — far from trivial; yawning is an extremely complex behavior. (2) The yawn — and this clashes even more with common-sense notions — appears to have an erotic side, a sexual aspect.

Bibliography
“The Neuropharmacology of Yawning,” Antonio Argiolas and Maria R. Melis, European Journal of Pharmacology, vol. 343, no. 1, 1998, pp. 1-16.
“Is Yawning an Arousal Defense Reflex?” J.J.M. Askenasy, Journal of Psychology, vol. 123, no. 6, 1989, pp. 609-21. Waanzin in de Middeleeuwen, Henri H. Beek, Nijkerk (Netherlands): Callenbach, 1969.
“Androgen Treatments in Young Male Rhesus Monkeys,” F. Bielert, in Recent Advances in Primatology, ed. D. Chivers and J. Herbert, vol. 1, pp. 485-88, London: Academic Press, 1978.
Sprichwörterlexikon, Helmut Beyer, Munich: Beck, 1985.
The Satsai, Biharilal, trans. K. P. Bahadur, New Delhi: Penguin India, 1991 [originally c. 1647].
“Diurnal Patterns of Testosterone, Dihydrotestosterone, Estradiol, and Cortisol in Serum of Rhesus Males: Relationship to Sexual Behavior in Aging Males,” Kathleen C. Chambers and Charles H. Phoenix, Hormones and Behavior, vol. 15, no. 4, 1981, pp. 416-26.
“Mécanismes et Rôles Physiologiques du Bâillement,” C. H. Chouard and D. Bigot-Massoni, Annales d’oto-laryngologie et de chirurgie cervico-faciale (Paris), vol. 107, no. 3, 1990, pp. 145-53.
Sexual Pharmacology: Drugs That Affect Sexual Functioning, Theresa L. Crenshaw and James P. Goldberg, New York: Norton, 1996.
“Ethological Study of Yawning in Primates. I. Quantitative Analysis and Study of Causation in Two Species of Old World Monkeys (Cercocebus albigena and Macaca fascicularis),” Bertrand L. Deputte, Ethology, vol. 98, 1994, pp. 221-45.
“Oh! What a Big Yawn,” Ivor Felstein, Pulse (London), March 6, 1976, p. 7.

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‘Lincoln’ dominates BAFTA nominations, earning 10

Steven Spielberg’s “Lincoln” dominated the nominations for the EE British Academy Film Awards early Wednesday. The historical American epic earned 10 nominations including best film, best actor for Daniel Day-Lewis, best supporting actor for Tommy Lee Jones and best supporting actress Sally Field. 

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Glenn Beck to Relaunch The Blaze

As a libertarian network.

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The Decline and Fall of the Tea Party

A 2010 Rasmussen survey found 24 percent of voters associated themselves with the protest movement. Today the figure is 8 percent.

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As the Tea Party peaked, I told NPR’s Guy Raz that the protest movement was a 2010 phenomenon, and would fade unless its membership supplemented its presence in the streets with a clearer idea of the policy changes it sought. Ensuing months offered evidence that I was right. The Tea Party could never square its demands for smaller government with the desire of its membership to hold Social Security and especially Medicare sacrosanct. Its electoral wing failed to put forth any viable candidates in the 2012 primaries and was scarcely mentioned at the RNC. But even I’m surprised by the decline in support that Rasmussen is reporting based on a recent telephone survey of voters. Back in 2010, the polling organization found that 24 percent of voters identified as Tea Party members. In its most recent poll, only 8 percent of voters identify with the Tea Party and just 30 percent of voters have a favorable opinion of it.
  
I’ve frequently pointed out the Tea Party’s flaws, but I still regard this as bad news. The Tea Party is the only faction in the Republican Party that is at all concerned about civil liberties, as evidenced by Rand Paul’s lonely Senate efforts to safeguard the Fourth and Fifth Amendments. And while I think Tea Partiers made a fetish out of intransigence at the expense of compromise that would’ve delivered at least some policies sought by their constituents, it isn’t as if the post-Tea Party Republican Party isn’t every bit as bad on that metric.The establishment assimilated the movement’s pathologies, but not its refreshing, anti-insider populism.

Would I encourage rank-and-file conservatives to attempt a rescue of the movement?

In theory, I want a pro-civil liberties, fiscally conservative, dissident faction to survive in the GOP, but how can I encourage people to remain Tea Partiers in good conscience when in practice it largely means helping well connected conservatives to line their pockets? In a recent post, I pointed out that Dick Armey got an $8 million pay package when he left FreedomWorks, a Tea Party affiliated nonprofit. It sure seemed like he was being paid to keep quiet rather than revealing information that could destroy the organization, but perhaps not, given what he told Media Matters:

Former FreedomWorks chairman Dick Armey says the conservative outlet that helped launch the Tea Party paid Glenn Beck at least $1 million last year to fundraise for the organization, an arrangement he said provided “too little value” for the money. 

“The arrangement was simply FreedomWorks paid Glenn Beck money and Glenn Beck said nice things about FreedomWorks on the air,” Armey, the former House majority leader, told Media Matters Friday. “I saw that a million dollars went to Beck this past year, that was the annual expenditure.”

Armey, who left the organization this past fall after a dispute over its internal operations, said a similar arrangement was also in place with Rush Limbaugh, but did not know the exact financial details.

The Tea Party isn’t entirely captured by the Inside-the-Beltway huckster complex, but the ties are close enough that every earnest donor runs a risk of having a portion of their hard-earned contribution siphoned off. In Washington, lots of leeches get fat on the idealism of the grassroots. In a world where an idealist can help a friend run for city council or donate mosquito nets or make micro-finance loans or sponsor a church mission to build houses in a third world country why risk helping to pay for Beck’s next mansion? Especially when the folks running things have so mismanaged the Tea Party’s image that former members are abandoning it in droves.

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