the worst part about losing your phone is having nothing to look at when your dining companion goes to the bathroom. IT’S HELL OUT THERE PPL — Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) December 28, 2014


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@SusanElizabeth @gabrielsnyder I’m pro-change but you can’t tell me Brother Mouzone wasn’t a Leon man. — Jason Cohen (@cohenesque) December 28, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder you ought to make an ad with that — Susan E. Shepard (@SusanElizabeth) December 28, 2014


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“looking like you want a W” is a low standard don’t get me wrong. But Deron and Brook don’t even meet that standard right now. — Brooklyn’s Beat (@brooklynsbeat) December 28, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder @LizSly Syraq — Richard Blakeley (@blakeley) December 26, 2014


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Santa spotted hanging out at the @nytimes! Happy holidays everyone, from an increasingly hungry reporter on Xmas duty http://ift.tt/1ElAcVJ — Hiroko Tabuchi (@HirokoTabuchi) December 25, 2014


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Merry Christmas from a delightfully desolate Chelsea Market. 12 traffic reports + this girl is done. for. the. year. http://ift.tt/1ElAawX — Jamie Stelter (@JamieStelter) December 25, 2014


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The chyron of “Brian’s Mom’s House” during @brianstelter’s recent live shot is @CNN’s Christmas gift to me this year. http://ift.tt/1Ekhkq7 — Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) December 25, 2014


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For as much as we bitch about “where are our jetpacks?!” FaceTime is pretty amazing for when Grandmas are far away :( http://ift.tt/1A6HiJE — Dennis Crowley (@dens) December 25, 2014


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you could be making $400-$500 weekly, Michelle! http://ift.tt/1A6y9kl — laura olin (@lauraolin) December 24, 2014


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