@connorsimpson how’s canada doing in its group — Philip Bump (@pbump) June 16, 2014


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Maybe that’s greedy. The Brazilian they send us can have two names. — Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) June 16, 2014


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Not sure about soccer transfer rules, but can the USMNT trade for Messi, Balotelli, and a spare one-named Brazilian guy for the next game? — Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) June 16, 2014


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This Ghana team is like Imperial Stormtroopers: they are constantly shooting and I have no idea how they haven’t hit something. — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) June 16, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder That’s called “international soccer.” — M. Alex Johnson (@MAlexJohnson) June 16, 2014


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Want to tweet something about Tim Howard but most of the words would need to be [redacted] — Anna Holmes (@AnnaHolmes) June 16, 2014


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NYC really needs to break the stranglehold of the same five dodgy fried food vendors on all “neighborhood” street fairs… — Oliver Burkeman (@oliverburkeman) June 15, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder he’s old and it’s really hot — Husain Sumra (@hsumra) June 15, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder sounds like you won, then — Brian Rie$ (@moneyries) June 14, 2014


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Every terrible time I get on the subway in New York which never goes where it should be going, I am grateful for Tokyo Metro @gabrielsnyder — Jake Adelstein/中本哲史 (@jakeadelstein) June 14, 2014


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