Mitt Romney’s Fancy Horse Is Worth More Than Your Entire Family. Seriously. [Rich People]

Mitt Romney's Fancy Horse Is Worth More Than Your Entire Family. Seriously.Rafalca, Mitt Romney’s frou frou Olympics-bound dressage horse, nets the family a $77,000 tax credit per year. Since Normals who produce mere human children only get a $1,000 tax credit per child, it therefore stands to reason that Rafalca Romney is worth 77 human children. Certainly more than your entire family.

But before you get up in arms over the exorbitant cluelessness of the hundobillionaire who will spend the next several exhausting months rolling up his sleeves and wearing baseball caps and shaking hands with men who have never had manicures, pretending to understand their problems, consider for a moment the enormous costs of taking care of an animal as highfalutin as Mitt’s Little Pony.

Current TV provides a nice side-by-side of how much an American family can expect to spend on continuing to be alive versus how much the Romneys spend making sure Rafalca gleams and glistens like the handsome horse-prince he is. Some of the figures may surprise you. For example, did you know that the average family spends a little over $16,000 on housing per year, and Rafalca’s housing costs nearly $29,000? That Rafalca’s clothing costs $10,000 per year? That the Romneys shell out $15,420 carting that four legged Fauntleroy from place to place?

Maybe the Romney’s horse is worth more than most people.

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Certain Athletes Need to Be Deemed ‘Feminine’ Enough for Competition [Sports]

Certain Athletes Need to Be Deemed 'Feminine' Enough for Competition Do female athletes with “unusually” high levels of male hormones have an unfair advantage on the field? The International Association of Athletics Federations thinks so: the organization recently decided that a woman cannot compete in track and field sports if she has too much testosterone in her apparently confusing body.

The issue has been a hot topic in South Africa ever since 21-year-old Caster Semenya won an 800-meter world championship and her competitors called her out for her “muscular biceps” and “husky voice.” “These kind of people should not run with us. For me, she’s not a woman. She’s a man,” said Elisa Cusma, who placed sixth in the race. Some might think Cusma sounds like a sore loser, but the IAAF has decreed that women like Semenya must have surgery or receive hormone therapy prescribed by an IAAF expert medical panel if they want to continue to compete, because they have an “unfair advantage,” said Dr. Stéphane Bermon, coordinator of the IAAF working group on Hyperandrogenism and Sex Reassignment in Female Athletics. “More muscle mass, easier recovery and a higher level of blood red cells.”

Semenya kept her medal and was eventually allowed to race, but she looks markedly more feminine now — according to the Toronto Star, she’s “almost unrecognizable from photographs taken during the height of the controversy.” Track and field managers at the university she trains at say they know she gets treatment, but that they can’t give any details. “We all accept . . . and she accepts . . . within sports you have to perform within certain guidelines, or else it will be chaos,” explained one manager. Semenya won’t talk about it either, but now that she has a “fit, feminine body” and wears tight clothes to show it off, people seem satisfied enough.

Critics call the new guidelines “policing femininity” and believe they stem from antiquated stereotypes of women in sports. “It’s still the old patriarchal fear, or doubt, that women can do outstanding athletic performances. If they do, they can’t be real women. It’s that clear, it’s that prejudicial,” said Bruce Kidd, a prominent Canadian sport policy adviser. But Kristen Worley, a Canadian cyclist who is also a transgender activist, sits on the expert panel and says the goal is to base sports on ability instead of on sex.

That certainly sounds ideal — especially since women athletes are so often expected to fit into a certain type of sexily-grunting, looks-awesome-in-a-sports-bra kind of archetype — but it doesn’t sound all that realistic. And this most recent spate of gender verification tests are a vast improvement on the past: women used to have to walk nude in front of a panel of experts who determined whether they were suitable to compete in the 1960s. The naked catwalks gave way to chromosome tests, which were likewise abandoned in the ’90s when the IOC called them an “invasion of privacy.” After that, intersex athletes were handled on a case-by-case basis until Semenya’s epic win restarted the conversation.

Now the International Olympic Committee is in the process of approving similar rules for the upcoming London Games. Semenya will be there, but she might not bring home the gold — she no longer performs like she used to. “Caster is not something out of the ordinary,” said Frik Vermaak, the new CEO of Athletics South Africa. “She’s a normal athlete.” And what if she does win again; will her competitors continue to insist she’s not womanly enough, even if she now looks the part?

Olympics struggle with ‘policing femininity’ [Toronto Star]

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Everybody and Their Mothers Think Hillary Clinton Should Run for President [Hillary Clinton]

Everybody and Their Mothers Think Hillary Clinton Should Run for PresidentTwo notable Democrats have recognized the cosmic inevitability that Hillary Clinton will one day become president of a utopian future nation comprised of every North and South America nation. Okay, no one’s exactly said anything like that, but both Nancy Pelosi and Ed Whoops-I’m-Still-Talking Rendell believe that Clinton will make a bid for the White House in 2016. Pelosi said touchingly that she thinks she has a really good chance to see a female president in her lifetime because how could Hillary Clinton not be president? “Why wouldn’t she run?” Pelosi rhetorically asked the San Francisco Chronicle. “She’s a magnificent secretary of state. She’s our shot.”

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, — which sort of sound like the beginning of a climactic chapter in a novel about Amish werewolves — former Governor Ed Rendell said with typical Philadelphia bluster that, not only has he been haranguing Clinton to run for president whenever she has downtime during her busy travel schedule, he’s also volunteered to serve as her campaign manager, for the price of on the house:

She is bone-tired – the job of secretary of state is far more grueling than that of the president, with the non-stop traveling, the constant jet lag, and the odd-hours phone calls to accommodate foreign officials’ schedules. Still I believe that when she gets some rest and has a chance to reflect on what she wants, the challenges facing the country will be too great for her to resist and she will change her mind.

“Gee, thanks, Ed!” is probably what Clinton texted him before then photoshopping a picture of him with cheesesteak all over his face and showing it to Angela Merkel for a hearty, international laugh.

Nancy Pelosi skilled in art of political warfare [San Francisco Chronicle]

Ed Rendell: I Believe Hillary Will Run [Buzzfeed]

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