I Think Bing Might Be A Little Biased

As The Next Web has discovered, when you type in the Bing search box “The xbox one is,” you get one autofill answer -that it is amazing. Type in the same phrase on Google and here are your results: 

Oddly, when you leave out the word “the” in the search results, the Google results stay mostly the same, but the Bing results start looking more like Google’s. Is the word “the” really that importand when it comes to whether the Xbox one is awesome or terrible, or is Bing just programed to try to help out other Microsoft products?

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Sex in Aladdin: Anatomy of a Rumor

vThe following is an article from Uncle John’s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader.

This article by Lisa Bannon, which appeared in the Wall Street Journal on October 24, 1995, tells the story of how a significant rumor was born. It’s one of the best investigative pieces we’ve ever seen on the spread of an urban legend.

Anna Runge, a mother of eight, was so enamored of Walt Disney Co. that she owned stacks of its animated home videos, a Beauty and the Beast blanket and a Disney diaper bag. ”Disney was almost a member of the family,” she said.

Until, that is, an acquaintance tipped her off to a startling rumor: The Magic Kingdom was sending obscene subliminal messages through some of its animated family films, including Aladdin, in which the handsome, young title character supposedly murmurs, sotto voce, ”All good teen-agers take off your clothes.”

”I felt as if I had entrusted my kids to pedophiles,” says the Carthage, New York, homemaker, who promptly threw the videos into the garbage. ”It’s like a toddler introduction to porn.”

A PERSISTANT RUMOR

By now, just about everyone has heard the rumors that so shocked Runge. Indeed, Disney catapulted into the headlines a few weeks ago on reports that there are subliminal sexual messages in three popular Disney videos: The Lion King and The Little Mermaid, as well as Aladdin. The charges were reported around the world; TV news shows broadcast the offending snippets in slow motion, among them a scene from The Lion King in which dust supposedly spells out the word ”sex.”

Disney denies inserting any subliminal messages. And the three allegedly obscene sequences are hardly crystal clear; even using the pause button on a videocassette recorder, viewers may debate whether they exist. Yet those sequences have quickly become the stuff of suburban myth, like the ”Paul is dead” rumor from the heyday of the Beatles or the persistent allegations that Procter & Gamble Co.’s moon-and-stars logo symbolizes devil worship.

As the rumors spread, though, so did a common refrain: Where does this stuff come from?

In the case of Aladdin, the allegation crisscrossed the country, traveling mostly through conservative Christian circles and helped by, among others, Runge; a high-school biology class in Owensboro, Kentucky; an Iowa college student; and a traveling troupe of evangelical actors. It was passed on by some people who didn’t believe it, by others who thought it was a joke, and by a Christian magazine that later -and apparently to no effect- retracted its story. At least two waves of the rumor swept the country, from very different starting points.

AN AVUNCULAR BISHOP

Most people probably first heard about the allegations in early September 1995, after the Associated Press ran a story saying a Christian group had identified the three subliminally smutty incidents. The article described the Aladdin and The Lion King scenes, as well as one in The Little Mermaid in which it said an avuncular bishop becomes noticeably aroused while presiding over a wedding ceremony. Disney quickly fired back. ”If somebody is seeing something, that’s their perception. There’s nothing there,” said Rick Rhoades, a Disney spokesman. Aladdin’s line is ”Scat, good tiger, take off and go,” Disney said. The company maintains that Simba’s dust is just that, dust. And Tom Sito, the animator who drew the Little Mermaid’s purportedly aroused minister, said, ”If I wanted to put Satanic messages in a movie, you would see it. This is silly.”

The officiant in The Little Mermaid.

From another angle, it was obviously his knees.

AN INADVERTENT FIND

The Associated Press, as it turns out, didn’t ferret out the story itself. It picked up the item from the Daily Press in Newport News, Virginia. The reporter on that story, Jim Stratton, himself stumbled on the allegations inadvertently. On a slow day at the end of August, Stratton, who now works for The Orlando Sentinel, was casually flipping through a copy of Communique, a biweekly newsletter published by the American Life League, an anti-abortion group based in Stafford, Virginia. He was struck by an article warning parents about a scene from The Lion King in which Simba, the cuddly lion star, stirs up a cloud of dust. ”Watch closely as the cloud floats off the screen,” the newsletter instructed, ”and you can see the letters ‘S-E-X.’ ”

Bemused, Stratton called the league, where a spokeswoman told him about the illicit messages in Aladdin and The Little Mermaid. He decided to see for himself and gathered a dozen or so reporters around a newsroom TV to view The Lion King scene. They weren’t convinced. ”We didn’t make a final decision either way on what exactly people were seeing,” he said. Still, he decided to write a breezy tongue-in-cheek article about all three incidents for his paper. ”We handled it lightly,” he said.

Stratton’s source for the story, the American Life League, meanwhile, hadn’t actually found the alleged subliminal scenes itself, either. Its article was prompted by phone calls and letters from Christian groups. One of the callers had first read about the Aladdin allegation in the March issue of Movie Guide magazine, a Christian entertainment review based in Atlanta.

ALADDIN EXPOSED

In a story titled ”Aladdin Exposed,” Movie Guide alleged that, in a scene on the palace balcony with love interest Princess Jasmine and her pet tiger, Aladdin murmurs the ”take off your clothes” line. The article likened the line to allegedly demonic messages in some 1970s rock songs that can be heard only when the albums are played backward. The magazine urged ”moral Americans” to write to Disney’s chairman, Michael Eisner, asking him to remove the ”manipulative subliminal messages.”

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Overlooked by the Movie Guide reader who repeated the allegations to the American Life League, though, was one important fact: Movie Guide later ran a retraction. After its piece ran, Movie Guide received a letter from Disney saying that the line was actually ”Scat, good tiger, take off and go.” Movie Guide’s publisher, Ted Baehr, took the video to a digital recording studio to decipher the questionable passage syllable by syllable. While the line is hard to understand, Movie Guide concluded, it ”falls short of the charge of subliminal viewer manipulation,” as the newsletter put it in its July issue. Added Baehr: ”We messed up by not listening before.”

THE PLOT THICKENS

Movie Guide, in any case, hadn’t ferreted out the alleged subliminal message on its own, either. Baehr said the publication received ”a flood of letters and calls complaining about Aladdin” last December, January and February.

One of the letter writers was Gloria Ekins, Christian education director of First Christian Church in Newton, Iowa. ”I heard it from my daughter” last winter, Ekins said. Her daughter Jenny, 17, heard it from her friend Jane Ford, a classmate at Newton Senior High School. Jane, in turn, first learned of the Aladdin message from her older brother, Matthew Ford, a college senior at the University of Northern Iowa in Cedar Falls, Iowa.

vFord would prove to be one of the central figures in the Aladdin saga: He heard the line on his own. The college student, who works part time at a local video store, is an electronic-media major who hopes to go into the movie business. A self-confessed movie buff, he happened to be watching Aladdin one day last January when he stumbled across the alleged line. He had no moral or religious purpose in spreading the word about it. He simply thought it was funny…

”We watch movies to try to find mistakes all the time. Like, there’s a car in the background of Maverick when Mel Gibson is talking to the Indians. And if you look in the foreground of First Knight when the horses are charging into battle, you see tracks from a car,” he said.

”We were all sitting around the dorm back in January watching Aladdin, and I couldn’t figure out something he was saying,” Ford recalled. ”I said, ‘Rewind that,’ and then we heard it.” He adds, “My friends think it’s funny because it’s a Disney movie.” Months later, when the Aladdin line showed up on the national news, Ford never imagined he helped start it all. ”When I saw the news,” he said, ”I just thought I wasn’t the only one who noticed it.”

A SECOND WAVE

In fact, almost a year earlier, in the spring of 1994, another teen-ager did notice the supposedly salacious line -and he started a separate wave of the rumor that also ended up tearing through Christian circles. Jon Wood, now a 16-year-old sophomore at Green Mountain Senior High School in Lakewood, Colorado, said he was watching his younger sister’s new copy of the video when he ”heard a whisper.” He added, ”It was weird, I just felt like something was wrong. I heard something in the background and rewound it, and I just heard it.”

Jon, who said he was ”shocked” by the line, immediately called his 16-year-old brother, Jake, into the room to show him, too. A few weeks later, the boys showed it to their aunt, Chris Leach, of nearby Fort Collins, Colorado, who had just bought the video for her own five children.

vLeach, whose husband is a pastor, passed the word on to a friend from religious circles, Glen Lee, who at the time was the youth pastor at Calvary Temple Assembly of God in Owensboro, Kentucky. Lee told a neighbor, Becky Tomes.

Tomes, the mother of two toddlers, listened to the tape in June 1994 with her husband, but ”we didn’t really hear it,” she said. That didn’t stop her, though, from spreading the rumor to another friend, Sheryl Arnold, who listened for herself and decided that, no doubt about it, it was indeed an obscene subliminal message. ”We have surround-sound TV,” she explained. ”And when I listened to it, it was very clear.”

Arnold told a friend of hers from church, Eva Sturgeon, a Pentecostal singer at Calvary Temple. After church one day, Sturgeon passed the word to her brother’s girlfriend, Casey Ranson, now a junior at Apollo High School, a public school in Owensboro. Intrigued, Casey brought the Aladdin cassette into school last winter and played it for her English and biology classes. ”Nobody believed me when I told them, so I brought it to school and when I played it, they heard it,” Casey says.

SOME SKEPTICISM

Casey herself told, among others, a classmate named Whitney Underhill, who said with some skepticism, ”The more I listen to it, it doesn’t sound like ‘take off your clothes.’ It drops off and is hard to understand.” But Whitney repeated the tale to a friend of hers, Johnny Henderson, who at the time was a senior at Owensboro Catholic High School. He told schoolmate Courtney Lindow, who in turn told classmate Lauren Hayden.

Lauren proved to be a providential choice. Her father, P.J. Hayden, is principal of a Catholic elementary school in Owensboro, St. Angela Merici elementary. Lauren told him the tale, and Hayden promptly spread the word among his school’s parents, showing the Aladdin scene at parent-teacher meetings. “I know a lot of our parents are concerned about subliminal messages,” Mr. Hayden says. “I tell them, monitor [Disney movies] like you would anything else. The Disney name is not as …clean as we thought it was.”

vAmong the parents he alerted was Lisa Bivens, who has three daughters. On a February afternoon, she took her children to a local church to see a performance by Radix, a traveling evangelical troupe of performers based in Lincoln, Nebraska, that uses song and dance to bring home biblical stories and tell morality tales. After the show, Bivens mentioned the Aladdin episode to the troupe’s leader, 30-year-old Doug Barry. In May, Barry and Radix traveled to tiny Carthage, New York, 45 minutes from the Canadian border, for another performance. Among the audience members was Runge, the mother of eight. They spoke together later at a brunch, and as talk turned to the dangers of sex and violence in the media, he repeated the Aladdin tale, throwing in another allegation he had heard from a teen-ager who wrote to him, about the supposed ”S-E-X” in The Lion King.

IT SMELLS “PERVERT”

Runge was furious -and determined to do something about it. Over the summer, she began calling Christian organizations and conservative groups, from Pat Robertson to Phyllis Schlafly. She hit pay dirt when she reached the American Life League, which politely thanked her for passing on the Aladdin allegation -it had already heard about that one from Movie Guide readers- but which promptly published the article about The Lion King that led to the Associated Press story that started the avalanche of unwanted publicity for Disney.

No matter that Runge wasn’t even sure initially that all the allegations were true. ”I really couldn’t see The Lion King one myself,” she said, ”until my teen-agers traced it for me on the screen.” No matter that her source, Barry of Radix, now said he isn’t convinced himself about all the allegations. ”I’m not sure about The Little Mermaid,” he said. Nor does it concern Runge that Movie Guide, after spreading the Aladdin rumor, has since retracted its story.

”It may be Disney,” Runge explained. ”But it still smells ‘pervert’ to me.”

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Reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader, which comes packed with 504 pages of great stories.

Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts.

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The Jayne Hat Saga

The TV series Firefly aired for only four months in the 2002-2003 season. But it left behind many devoted fans. In one episode, the character Jayne Cobb received a gift of a knitted hat. It was shown for only a few minutes on that one episode, but the hat became a symbol for the fans, and many wanted one just like it. As 20th Century Fox Television had cancelled the show, they did not market merchandise from the series, and so knitters stepped in to fill the demand. Then in December of 2012, Think Geek began selling an officially-licensed Jayne Hat. One thing led to another, and Fox TV started sending cease and desist orders to Etsy crafters, some who had been selling the hats for years.  

“When I first got the cease and desist, I felt like I’d been thrown out of an airlock,” said Angela of Ma Cobbe’s Shoppe, who had been selling Jayne hats on Etsy for almost five years.

“I’ve seen some copyright infringement on Etsy, but I always thought that the hat was something of my own. Yes, it’s inspired by a hat worn by a character in a show that is the intellectual property of Fox, but each independent hand-knitting seller puts their own spin on it. They write up their own patterns with subtle shifts in color and design to appeal to everyone.”

“The irony of it is that it’s the fans of the show who have propelled the hat into the iconic symbol that it is. The hat itself had only a few measly minutes of screen time in one episode– an episode that Fox didn’t even air.”

The entire story and the controversy on the internet is explained at Buzzfeed. Link  

Some Etsy sellers are striking back by re-labeling their wares.  Link

(Image credit: Goddess Vicky)

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What Really Smart People Worry About At Night

What
do you lay awake at night worrying about? Are your worries different than
those far smarter than you? Perhaps.

John Brockman of Edge magazine asked what the world’s most intelligent
brainiacs – including Physics Nobel laureate Frank Wilczek, technologist
Tim O’Reilly, musician Brian Eno, The Black Swan author Nassim
Nicholas Taleb – about their professional worries and got a lot of responses.

One hundred and fifty distinct worries, in fact. Thankfully, VICE’s Motherboard
blog has summarized
it for us
:

1. The proliferation of Chinese eugenics. – Geoffrey Miller,
evolutionary psychologist.

2. Black swan events, and the fact that we continue to rely on models
that have been proven fraudulent. – Nassem Nicholas Taleb

3. That we will be unable to defeat viruses by learning to push them
beyond the error catastrophe threshold. – William McEwan, molecular
biology researcher

4. That pseudoscience will gain ground. – Helena Cronin, author,
philospher

5. That the age of accelerating technology will overwhelm us with opportunities
to be worried. – Dan Sperber, social and cognitive scientist

6. Genuine apocalyptic events. The growing number of low-probability
events that could lead to the total devastation of human society. –
Martin Rees, former president of the Royal Society

7. The decline in science coverage in newspapers. – Barbara Strauch,
New York Times science editor

8. Exploding stars, the eventual collapse of the Sun, and the problems
with the human id that prevent us from dealing with them. — John Tooby,
founder of the field of evolutionary psychology

9. That the internet is ruining writing. – David Gelernter, Yale
computer scientist

10. That smart people–like those who contribute to Edge–won’t
do politics. –Brian Eno, musician

11. That there will be another supernova-like financial disaster. –Seth
Lloyd, professor of Quantum Mechanical Engineering at MIT

12. That search engines will become arbiters of truth. –W. Daniel
Hillis, physicist

13. The dearth of desirable mates is something we should worry about,
for “it lies behind much human treachery and brutality.”
–David M. Buss, professor of psychology at U of T

14. “I’m worried that our technology is helping to bring
the long, postwar consensus against fascism to an end.” –David
Bodanis, writer, futurist

15. That we will continue to uphold taboos on bad words. –Benhamin
Bergen, Associate Professor of Cognitive Science, UCS

Humanity, start worrying! Or, you can just accept it all, like Terry
Gilliam of Monty Python, who said:

I’ve given up asking questions. l merely float on a tsunami of acceptance
of anything life throws at me… and marvel stupidly.

Read the original post over at Edge: Link
| Summary at Motherboard
blog

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Clever Students Use Game Theory to Get Perfect Scores on an Exam

Kobayashi Maru test

Dr. Peter Fröhlich of Johns Hopkins University grades exams so that the highest scoring exam receives a 100% grade and all others fall below on a curve. It wasn’t a Kobayashi Maru scenario, but his exams are hard. Fröhlich’s students devised a cunning plan to all get A grades. It involved boycotting the exam:

Since he started teaching at Johns Hopkins University in 2005, Professor Peter Fröhlich has maintained a grading curve in which each class’s highest grade on the final counts as an A, with all other scores adjusted accordingly. So if a midterm is worth 40 points, and the highest actual score is 36 points, “that person gets 100 percent and everybody else gets a percentage relative to it,” said Fröhlich.

This approach, Fröhlich said, is the “most predictable and consistent way” of comparing students’ work to their peers’, and it worked well.

At least it did until the end of the fall term at Hopkins, that is.

As the semester ended in December, students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” classes decided to test the limits of the policy, and collectively planned to boycott the final. Because they all did, a zero was the highest score in each of the three classes, which, by the rules of Fröhlich’s curve, meant every student received an A.

Dr. Fröhlich abided by his grading policy and gave all students A grades, as well as congratulating them on their cooperative spirit:

Fröhlich took a surprisingly philosophical view of his students’ machinations, crediting their collaborative spirit. “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done,” he said via e-mail. “At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.

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7 Less-than-Romantic Valentine’s Day Promotions

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Hey, we should be used to businesses capitalizing on holidays even if the link is less than obvious. Or discernible at all. But how romantic can having a cockroach named in your honor possibly be? Maybe just a little more romantic than a coupon for liposuction or a sewer plant tour. Mental_floss has rounded up seven promotional events that completely suck all the romantic feelings out of Valentine’s Day. That doesn’t mean you won’t want to participate! Link

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Lack of Snow Affects Iditarod

vMany sled dog races that are qualifiers for the annual Iditarod have been cancelled or postponed this winter due to lack of snow.

The John Beargrease sled dog race, a trek of some 400 miles in northern Minnesota, postponed its start to March 10 from Jan. 27. In Alaska, the Don Bowers Memorial 200/300, the Sheep Mountain Lodge 150 and the Knik 200 have been canceled. The Copper Basin 300 in Glennallen, Alaska, had to cut its trail for several teams by 25 miles because there was not enough snow at the finish line; the mushers finished the race with their hats and gloves off and jackets unzipped.

“That was crazy with the warm weather,” said Zack Steer, one of the race’s organizers. “It was such a drastic change from last year, but the trail at the end was dirt. It wasn’t safe.”  

Blake Freking, a musher who trains Siberian huskies on the north shore of Lake Superior in Minnesota, said he planned to compete in the Beargrease race in January. “With global warming, it’s hard to deny that there are some big changes going on right now,” he said. “We’re in it. It isn’t looking good.”

During last year’s snow season, defined as July 1, 2011, to June 30, 2012, Anchorage had 134.5 inches of snow, according to Jake Crouch, a climate scientist with the National Climatic Data Center. This season’s tally in Anchorage was 39.2 inches through Wednesday. North of Fairbanks, another area where mushers train, snowpack is 21 percent of average.

The cancelled qualifiers are especially hard on new mushers, who must have a certain number of race miles before tackling the Iditarod. Link -via Digg

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The Earliest Seal of the President of the United States

Millard Fillmore's sketch

When you watch a President of the United States give a formal speech, you’ll probably see a plaque bearing the Presidential seal on the podium. This was not always so. In 1850, President Millard Fillmore thought that the office of the President should have its own seal, so he sketched out this design and sent it to Edward Stabler, a sealmaker:

The heavy lifting was definitely done by Stabler. Born in Maryland in 1794, Edward Stabler was self-taught and began his career engraving jewelry at the age of 16.  By the time he retired in 1863, Stabler had designed seals for nearly every department in the Federal Government, several states, cities, and many businesses.

Read more about the history of the Presidential seal at the link.

Link -via Explore | Images: US Department of State, Daily Graphic

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Fire and Ice: Firefighter’s Water Froze on a Blazing Building


Photo: John J. Kim/Chicago Tribune

How cold was it in Chicago? Let’s put it this way: it was so cold that
when firefighters fought the fire in a blazing abandoned warehouse, the
water froze while the building was still on fire!

The Chicago Tribune has the photo gallery that you simply must see: Link
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1865 Inaugural Ball Menu

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Abraham Lincoln’s second Inaugural Ball in 1865 was a lavish affair for 4,000 people with a midnight buffet. Which didn’t turn out quite as planned.

Oysters, roast beef, veal, turkey, venison, smoked ham, lobster salad and a seemingly endless display of cakes and tarts spread across a table 250 feet long. The hungry crowd charged the food, and the lavish event devolved into a food fight of sorts. “In less than an hour the table was a wreck…positively frightful to behold,” wrote the New York Times. Men hoisted full trays above the masses and took them back to their friends, slopping stews and jellies along the way. “The floor of the supper room was soon sticky, pasty and oily with wasted confections, mashed cake, and debris of fowl and meat,” reported the Washington Evening Star.

The menu itself seems odd to modern diners, as half the offerings were meat and the other half sweets, which is explained by the caterer being a confectioner. But where are the vegetables and bread? Some dishes aren’t seen much anymore, like smoked tongue, stewed terrapin, calf’s foot and wine jelly, and burnt almond ice cream. Read more about these dishes at Smithsonian. Link

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