On Yawning; or, The Hidden Sexuality of the Human Yawn

vThe following is an article from the Annals of Improbable Research.

by Wolter Seuntjens
Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, The Netherlands

[EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a specially abridged version of the Ph.D. dissertation which the author defended (successfully!) on October 27, 2004. Dr. Seuntjens can be reached at <seuntjens@baillement.com>. The web site www.baillement.com is a lavish compendium of information about yawning.]

In science, the yawn has not received its due attention. In this investigation I provide (1) a systematic-encyclopedic overview of all available knowledge about yawning. The fields from which I derive my data are linguistics (semantics, etymology), sociology, psychology, the medical sciences (anatomy, physiology, pathology, and pharmacology), and the arts (literature, film, visual arts). Then, I (2) associate a number of these data in order to (3) test the hypothesis that yawning has an erotic side, a sexual aspect.

A Taboo, an Unsolved Riddle
The mass of data that I present in the encyclopedic overview makes one thing clear: there is no good explanation for yawning.

vAs regards physiology: the hypoxia and hypercapnia theories — these long-untested theories that also figure prominently in common-sense notions — were conclusively refuted by Robert Provine and his collaborators (Provine, Tate, and Geldmacher 1987). The now popular theory that yawning leads to wakefulness (‘arousal defense reflex,’ Askenasy 1989) is not without its problems (Regehr, Ogilvie, and Simons 1992).

In the paragraphs on pathology and pharmacology I enumerate so many different illnesses and disorders that are associated with increased yawning that for the moment it is impossible to extract a common factor. The same goes for the very many chemical substances that induce yawning (Crenshaw and Goldberg 1996: 415; Argiolas and Melis 1998: 12). What this common pharmacological factor, if there is one, constitutes, remains unclear.

In the chapter on the psychology of yawning I discuss various subthemes of which the most concrete are: contagiousness, non-verbal behavior, and conditionability. Neither of these subthemes has been completely clarified. Psychologically, too, the yawn is still very much an unsolved riddle.

In the chapter on the sociology of the yawn I note that the yawn is (quasi-)universally taboo. The reason why this is so remains shrouded in mystery: the various rationales given — superstitious, hygienic, aesthetic, psychological — are all implausible. The ethological rationale (bared teeth) may turn out to provide the best explanation for the taboo of yawning.

vAs a preliminary conclusion we may therefore state that Reber’s Law applies perfectly to the hitherto considered trivial behavior of yawning: the closer the yawn is examined, the more complex it is seen to be (Reber 1985: 618). In fact, we have really no idea what causes yawning and what purpose yawning serves or what mechanisms are responsible for yawning and even what the essential anatomical constituents of yawning are. In the age in which the human genome has been deciphered and space travel has become almost trite this verdict may sound like an affront.

Eroticism-Sexuality
Yet, in the light of the hypothesis that yawning has an erotic side, it becomes clear that in the data that I gathered there is at least one recurrent theme: eroticism-sexuality.

I found that both the ‘yawn’ and the ‘stretch’ of the stretch-yawn syndrome (SYS) are semantically and etymologically associated with ‘desire’ and ‘longing for’ (de Vries 1991: 142).

In several proverbs and sayings yawning — and especially contagious yawning — is interpreted as a clue of something more than just sympathy, that is, as a sign of being in love (Schlossar 1891: 402; Hand 1981, no. 12964; Beyer 1985: 187).

vYawning was both linked with acedia-boredom and with luxuria (lechery) and passion. As a non-verbal behavior the yawn was found to figure — be it consciously or unconsciously — in the courtship process (Howell 1659: 14; Mantegazza 1890: 126; Féré 1905; Givens 1978). That this is not a purely recent or western phenomenon was illustrated by passages from ancient Indian literature (Vatsyayana 1965; Biharilal 1990; Kesavadasa 1993).

Not surprisingly perhaps, the few psychoanalysts and depth-psychologists who did mention the yawn interpreted it as a latent sexual signal (Meerloo 1955: 65; Marcus 1973; Felstein 1976).
Ethological studies in primates found a clear relationship between yawn-frequency and hierarchical status (Bielert 1978; Hadidian 1980; Deputte 1994) and between yawn-frequency and the serum level of testosterone (Chambers and Phoenix 1981).

In discussing anatomy and physiology I recounted that Chouard and Bigot-Massoni (1990: 146, 152) described the feeling that accompanies the acme of yawning as a ‘mini orgasm’. Moreover, the same authors concluded: “Let us remember in conclusion its intimate and unconscious relation with sexual life, […].” (ibidem).

In discussing pathology I discovered that yawning and spontaneous ejaculation were mentioned concomitantly in terminal rabies (Beek 1969: 127).

vIn discussing pharmacology I found a link between yawning and spontaneous orgasm in withdrawal from heroin addiction (Parr 1976). Likewise, yawning and sexual response (SR) were associated as clinical side effects of several antidepressant drugs. In one publication an undeniable causal relation was reported: both spontaneous and intentional yawning provoked instantaneous ejaculation-orgasm (McLean, Forsythe, and Kapkin 1983). In experiments with animals many more substances were seen to induce, sometimes simultaneously, both SYS and SR. Moreover, in humans apomorphine induces both SYS and SR (Lal et al. 1989).

In the chapter on yawning and the arts, I discussed, in a somewhat more conjectural manner, the conspicuously erotic sigh and the equally erotic posture X. I argued for the interpretation of the sigh and posture X as the auditory and visual proxies for the SYS.

My Conclusions About Yawning
It is because of the critical mass of circumstantial evidence that was accumulated that all these data, passages, and quotations take on an ambivalent or double meaning. Nowhere is that clearer than in the use of the words ‘yawning’ and ‘stretching’ in the poetry of W. B. Yeats (1989 [1929]: 379), as for instance in:

O cruel Death give three things back,
[…]
Three dear things that women know,
[…]  
The third thing that I think of yet,
[…]
Is that morning when I met
Face to face my rightful man
And did after stretch and yawn.

And what to think of the following passage taken from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark (1967 [1961]): 59) in which the pupils Jenny and Sandy discuss their teacher’s love life?

For this reason she was more reticent than Jenny about the details of the imagined love affair. Jenny whispered, ‘They go to bed. Then he puts out the light. Then their toes touch. And then Miss Brodie… Miss Brodie…’ She broke into giggles.

‘Miss Brodie yawns,’ said Sandy in order to restore decency, now that she suspected it was all true.

This, of course, does not mean that every yawn can be interpreted as erotic or even sexual: “There are times when a yawn is simply a yawn.” (Even if a ‘simple’ yawn is not simple at all.)

vIn ‘The Thinking of Thoughts: What is Le Penseur Doing?’ Gilbert Ryle (1971: 480) presented the example of the blink of an eye to illustrate the necessity to interpret individual behavioral acts. Equally, we cannot but interpret every individual yawn as the occasion arises. In everyday life each and every individual yawn must be interpreted, as it cannot be ascribed to one specific cause, or be explained with total certainty. Likewise, we face a ‘prediction barrier’ in experiment and observation when predicting individual yawns.

In summary, the two foremost conclusions of my investigation are (1) the yawn is — contrary to common-sense ideas — far from trivial; yawning is an extremely complex behavior. (2) The yawn — and this clashes even more with common-sense notions — appears to have an erotic side, a sexual aspect.

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“Oh! What a Big Yawn,” Ivor Felstein, Pulse (London), March 6, 1976, p. 7.

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The Kilogram Put On Some Weight


The International Prototype of the Kilogram in three nested bell jars
(Photo: BIPM)

Did you gain a bit of weight after the holidays? Take heart, you’re not
the only one – even the kilogram itself has put on weight:

Using a state-of-the-art Theta-probe XPS machine — the only one of
its kind in the world — the team have shown the original kilogram is
likely to be tens of micrograms heavier than it was when the first standard
was set in 1875. […]

The original kilogram — known as the International Prototype Kilogram
or the IPK — is the standard against which all other measurements of
mass are set. Stored in the International Bureau of Weights and Measures
in Paris, forty official replicas of the IPK were made in 1884 and distributed
around the world in order to standardise mass. The UK holds replica
18 at the National Physical Laboratory (NPL).

But despite efforts to protect the IPK and its duplicates, industrialisation
and modern living have taken their toll on the platinum-based weights
and contaminants have built up on the surface.

ScienceDaily has more: Link

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Email Signs of Fraud: “Nobody Will Find Out” and Other Tell-Tale Phrases

Are
there tell-tale signs that your employees are conspiring to commit fraud?
A study by consulting company Ernst & Young in collaboration with
the FBI showed that there are 3,000 words and phrases that fraudsters
commonly use in emails.

Here are the top 15:

Cover up
Write off
Illegal
Failed investment
Nobody will find out
Grey area
They owe it to me
Do not volunteer information
Not ethical
Off the books
Backdate
No inspection
Pull earnings forward
Special fees
Friendly payments

Warwick Ashford of Computer Weekly has the post: Link
– via Quartz

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Drunk and Disorderly Airline Passenger Taped to Seat


Photo: Andy
Ellwood

What to do when an airline passenger got drunk and become disorderly?
New York businessman Andy Ellwood posted this photo of a man who had a
wee bit too much to drink on an Icelandair flight:

Passanger drank all of his duty free liquor on the flight from Iceland
to JFK yesterday. When he became unruly, (i.e. trying to choke the woman
next to him and screaming the plane was going to crash), fellow passengers
subdued him and tie him up for the rest of the flight. He was escorted
off the flight by police when it landed.

Link

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The 51-star US Flag

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On Tuesday, the majority of the voting citizens of Puerto Rico indicated they would like to become the 51st state of the United States. That’s a long way from statehood, but it is the first step. The immediate question arose as to what a flag with 51 stars would look like. Redditors were eager to suggest designs, the best of which you can find at The Daily Dot. My favorite is the Pac-Man flag, which sadly, was later determined to have only 50 stars. Link

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Base Jumping From High Bars

I don’t base jump, I don’t encourage base jumping, and under no circumstances would I recommend attempting a high bar routine while base jumping. Only bad things will happen. Luckily for Mr. Richard Henriksen, he lived to tell the tale- just barely. 

-Via NY Daily News

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This is How a Drop of Water Freezes

The photos above show how a drop of water freezes on a cold surface:
by forming a sharp point at the top:

Researchers at the University of Twente, in the Netherlands, placed
water droplets on a plate chilled to -20 degrees Celsius and captured
images as a freezing front traveled up the droplet.

The photos are published in the American Institute of Physics’ (AIP)
journal Physics of Fluids. The approximately 4-millimeter diameter droplets
took about 20 seconds to freeze. During the final stage of freezing,
the ice drop developed a pointy tip, as can be seen in Figure 1d. The
effect, which is not observed for most other liquids, arises because
water expands as it freezes. The vertical expansion of the ice, in combination
with the confining effect of surface tension on the spherical cap of
remaining liquid, leads to the point formation.

But that’s not all! After the water has frozen, the sharp tip of the
ice attracts water vapors in the air and grows a “tree” of ice
crystals!

Link

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Catastrophe: Global Bacon Shortage “Unavoidable” Next Year

We're doomed! Doomed, I tell you!Humanity. It had a good run, wouldn’t you say? Now it’s over. According to the UK’s National Pig Association, pig farms will be unable to keep up with production necessary to feed the world population the pork-based nutrients necessary to live:

New data shows the European Union pig herd is declining at a significant rate, and this is a trend that is being mirrored around the world. Pig farmers have been plunged into loss by high pig-feed costs, caused by the global failure of maize and soya harvests. All main European pig-producing countries report shrinking sow herds.

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo: ClaraDon

Do you love bacon? Enjoy it while it lasts at our Bacon Store!

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Circular Graphic Representations Of Over 100 Years Of Sports

Are you looking for a way to boil down over a hundred years of professional sports championships into colorful, disc shaped statistical diagrams?

Well, look no further than these exciting and colorful sports stat discs created by Deroy Peraza from Hyperakt.

They reduce virtually every sports championship since 1903 into easy to digest colored pie pieces,  and they’re way more fun to look at than the actual championship games!

Link

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The Only Known Recording of Sigmund Freud’s Voice



(Video Link)

The father of psychology spent the last year of his life in Britain. A BBC radio crew visited him at his home on Dec. 7, 1938. He was suffering from jaw cancer and uttering every word was agonizing. But he managed to make the following statement:

I started my professional activity as a neurologist trying to bring relief to my neurotic patients. Under the influence of an older friend and by my own efforts, I discovered some important new facts about the unconscious in psychic life, the role of instinctual urges, and so on. Out of these findings grew a new science, psychoanalysis, a part of psychology, and a new method of treatment of the neuroses. I had to pay heavily for this bit of good luck. People did not believe in my facts and thought my theories unsavory. Resistance was strong and unrelenting. In the end I succeeded in acquiring pupils and building up an International Psychoanalytic Association. But the struggle is not yet over.

Link -via American Digest

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