Google Acknowledges That ‘Glassholes’ Are a Thing

“Don’t be creepy” is the new “Don’t be evil.” Google’s face computer, Glass, is still only available to a small pilot program of “Explorers” willing to pay $1,500 for the early-adopter privilege, and already they’re getting a bum rep as pompous, inconsiderate tools. (The preferred portmanteau, “Glasshole,” turns up 357,000 results on … Google.) And lest the negative stereotype eclipse the flashy product’s full launch, Google has gone on the offensive this week with a list of “Do’s and Don’ts” that culminates in please, don’t be a Glasshole.

Don’t:

Be creepy or rude (aka, a “Glasshole”). Respect others and if they have questions about Glass don’t get snappy. Be polite and explain what Glass does and remember, a quick demo can go a long way. In places where cell phone cameras aren’t allowed, the same rules will apply to Glass. If you’re asked to turn your phone off, turn Glass off as well. Breaking the rules or being rude will not get businesses excited about Glass and will ruin it for other Explorers.

Other tips include “Ask for permission” — “Standing alone in the corner of a room staring at people while recording them through Glass is not going to win you any friends” — and “Don’t Glass-out,” or get too into your Her-style device. “If you find yourself staring off into the prism for long periods of time you’re probably looking pretty weird to the people around you,” Google admits. “So don’t read War and Peace on Glass.” Or, if these things are potentially an issue for you, maybe just don’t buy Glass at all?

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New Beer For “Sophisticated” Millennials Will Get Millennials Drunker

New Beer For "Sophisticated" Millennials Will Get Millennials Drunker

After a period of recession during which Americans were drinking less beer, Americans are once again drinking plenty of beer. But the millennial generation is not drinking enough beer. That is where a multibillion-dollar international brewing conglomerate’s marketing team comes in.

Millennials are young, hip, and in search of authenticity, which generally means, in practice, "new things to buy." (Millennials are greedy little materialists.) How can a big beer company that sells fuddy-duddy old brands like Miller and Coors appeal to these hip young influencers? By getting them drunker.

What we mean is, ah, by running commercials "set at night, in gritty, urban landscapes," in order to communicate to these savvy young drinkers that MillerCoors’ new Miller Fortuneâ„¢ brand of beer carries the same level of sophistication and taste that the cocktails did on that TV show "Mad Men" that so many millennials watch. Another thing that Miller Fortuneâ„¢ brand beer carries is seven motherfucking percent alcohol, so after three or four Miller Fortuneâ„¢ brand beers, members of the millennial generation will themselves be carried out of the bars they’re in and deposited on the sidewalks of the surrounding gritty, urban landscapes.

"Spirits has done a good job of getting the hearts and minds of legal-drinking-age millennials, portraying offerings as more sophisticated," [MillerCoors chief marketing officer Andy England] added. "Enter Miller Fortune."

Enter Miller Fortune. This whole god damn article is thoroughly hilarious and we highly recommend reading it all. If you’re a millennial you’ll probably think it’s cool.

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Tinder Makes Its First Match in Antarctica

On a lonely December night at Antarctica’s McMurdo Station, an American scientist conducting research there decided to log on to Tinder — "just for fun." He’d been using the mobile dating app in the States for a few months, and wanted to see if there were any available women out on the loveless tundra. At first, no profiles showed up. But when he expanded the app’s location radius, he found someone: another researcher, working at a deep field camp a 45-minute helicopter ride away from the base station. He swiped right, indicating his interest, and a few minutes later, they matched.  

"She was actually in her tent in the Dry Valleys when we matched," said the scientist, who asked not to be named out of concern that the government would revoke his internet privileges if anyone found out he was using precious broadband to look for hookups. "She was quite literally camping in Antarctica, went on Tinder, and found me. It’s mind-blowing."  

Although Tinder doesn’t keep statistics on its users in Antarctica, the company agreed that this was probably the first match on the continent. It’s also likely to be the only one, at least this year. The McMurdo scientist tells the Cut that while he initially thought Tinder might be a fun way to spice up Antarctica’s insular, end-of-the-earth hookup scene, budget cuts and last fall’s government shutdown have decimated the dating pool. 

"I was really excited for the silliness of Tinder down here," he said in an email. "But there are 200 fewer scientists than there should be right now because of the shutdown. How’s that for an unintended consequence?" 

A few weeks after the match, the scientist emailed again to say that he had finally met his Tinder match. The interaction was brief — she was leaving Antarctica the next day — but he expects they’ll hang out again before the end of the summer research season.

"I have yet to become the first Tinder hookup in Antarctic history," he said. "But she is actually coming back, and we may overlap. There’s still hope." 

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Ukraine: 1 found dead after clashes

KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — Ukrainian emergency officials say one person has been found dead after clashes at the office of President Viktor Yanukovych’s party in central Kiev.

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The Eye-Popping Numbers Behind the Candy Crush IPO

Candy Crush, the world’s most popular mobile game, is making an absurd amount of money. But for how long?

    



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With Plushenko Out, It’s a Young Skater’s World

Four-time Olympic figure skater Evgeni Plushenko fell in practice, injuring his back, and was unable to perform his short program Thursday.

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Thousands of zoo animals killed in Europe yearly

The carcass of Marius, a male giraffe, is eaten by lions after he was put down in Copenhagen Zoo on Sunday, Feb. 9, 2014. Copenhagen Zoo turned down offers from other zoos and 500,000 euros ($680,000) from a private individual to save the life of a healthy giraffe before killing and slaughtering it Sunday to follow inbreeding recommendations made by a European association. The 2-year-old male giraffe, named Marius, was put down using a bolt pistol and its meat will be fed to carnivores at the zoo, spokesman Tobias Stenbaek Bro said. Visitors, including children, were invited to watch while the giraffe was dissected. (AP Photo/POLFOTO, Rasmus Flindt Pedersen) DENMARK OUTSTOCKHOLM (AP) — People around the world were stunned when Copenhagen Zoo killed a healthy 2-year-old giraffe named Marius, butchered its carcass in front of a crowd that included children and then fed it to lions. But Marius’ fate isn’t unique — thousands of animals are euthanized in European zoos each year for a variety of reasons. Zoo managers say their job is to preserve species, not individual animals. In the U.S., zoos try to avoid killing animals by using contraceptives to make sure they don’t have more offspring than they can house, but that method has also been criticized for disrupting animals’ natural behavior.


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Snow melted for drinking water in WVa…

Snow melted for drinking water in WVa…

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Joel McHale to Headline White House Correspondents Dinner

“Community” star Joel McHale will be the featured entertainer at this year’s White House Correspondents Assn. dinner on May 3. McHale, who also hosts “The Soup” on E!, will follow in the footsteps of such recent headliners as Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers and Jay Leno, in a gig that is undoubtedly a test of the […]

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How Obamacare Became the New Welfare

Having at various times represented different kinds of evils in the conservative mind — imminent social disintegration (the logic being: national health insurance equals Europe, Europe equals Greece), medical rationing enforced by bureaucrats, the collapse of the administrative state – Obamacare has now taken on a new connotation: welfare. The Congressional Budget Office’s budget update last week surprisingly adapted an analysis, advocated by conservative economist Casey Mulligan, that Obamacare would induce the equivalent of two million full-time jobs in reduced labor. Now, in addition to its previously recited horrors, Obamacare was taking money from hard-working Americans to finance indolence.

The availability of subsidized health insurance, writes Carl Cannon, will make millions of people "cut back on their hours or quit working altogether so as to not jeopardize their (taxpayer-financed) health-care subsidies." Obamacare, rages John Podhoretz, is "making the dole more attractive than self-sufficiency." A more refined version of this fear comes from Paul Ryan, who complains Obamacare is “inducing a person not to work who is on the low-income scale, not to get on the ladder of life, to begin working, getting the dignity of work, getting more opportunities, rising their income, joining the middle class, this means fewer people will do that.”

It is true that any means-tested government benefit will discourage some class of people from working. If a subsidy is available only for people below a certain income level, then people whose income approaches that income level will lose some incentive to earn more.

But Ryan is completely wrong about the class of people facing this reduced-work incentive. It’s not workers who are set to “begin working” and “get on the ladder of life” who face the Obamacare phase-out. That hits much higher up the income ladder — $94,000 a year for a family of four. A person facing this subsidy cutoff may work fewer hours, or even quit altogether, but he or she would be living off his or her own savings or a spouse’s income. There’s no Obamacare "dole," in the sense of income that substitutes for work, unless conservatives imagine Medicaid patients clothing themselves in free hospital gowns and feeding their children all the waiting room lollipops they can eat.

The mistake is not trivial. Ryan is borrowing a powerful critique of Aid to Families With Dependent Children, the welfare program that ended in 1996, which incentivized many workers not to enter the workforce at all. There is a legitimate argument that this incentive helped nurture, at least to some degree, a culture of dependency. Incentivizing a family that earns nearly six figures from working more is an entirely different thing.

What’s more, as Jared Bernstein and Edwin Park point out, by lifting the threshold for who gets subsidized insurance, Obamacare actually reduces this poverty trap. Before Obamacare expanded it, Medicaid had extremely low income thresholds. It varies state by state, but the average state cut off Medicaid to people earning just 61 percent of the poverty line, a pitifully low sum. If you’re a single parent in Texas, you lose your Mediciad if you earn more than $3,600 a year. A family of two in Alabama loses its Medicaid once its income, after deductions, hits the lofty sum of $2,832 a year. That’s a severe incentive to keep poor people from obtaining full-time work.

Of course, Texas is boycotting Obamcare’s Medcaid expansion, and is thus keeping in place this strong incentive for its poorest citizens to stay out of the workforce. (If conservatives are worried about fostering a culture of dependency in these Obamacare-boycotting red states, they are keeping their fears very, very quiet.) The states choosing to expand Medicaid are correspondingly increasing the incentive for the very poor to enter the workforce.

Is it a problem that Obamacare may discourage some middle-class workers from earning more, or prod a second earner in a middle-class family to care for children or retire early? It’s certainly not ideal. One solution would be to extend Obamacare’s subsidies farther up the income ladder. That would cost more money. There are trade-offs to everything.

It’s odd that so many Republicans, including Ryan, have suddenly grown obsessed with the importance of coaxing every last hour of work out of the middle class. Ryan has spent the last several years vowing to reduce Medicare and Social Security benefits for more affluent workers. Indeed, he has presented such policies as a civilization-preserving imperative. Obviously, reducing Social Security and Medicare benefits for the middle class would have the exact same effect as reducing health-care subsidies for the middle class.

One could easily imagine any number of legislative changes that might satisfy the right’s newfound concern for prodding the middle class to work harder. Republicans aren’t going to accept any such solution because the main impetus of its gleeful embrace of the CBO report is not any policy reform at all, but to generate a new message about Obamacare welfare queens mooching off your hard work.

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