Tennessee is full of lies. http://t.co/DsDyZZ2VNQ — Someone will write a song about this. Free title: “I Thought I Knew You, Tennessee.” — Radley Balko (@radleybalko) July 24, 2014


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@rilaws @gabrielsnyder mine is a collabo with both of u — Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) July 24, 2014


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@EmilyGould @gabrielsnyder When are you guys’s HSN lines premiering — Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 24, 2014


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@gabrielsnyder @rilaws at least we don’t have a giant kitchen drawer full of candy — Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) July 24, 2014


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My general assumption is an execution procedure should not be so drawn out that lawyers can file court papers during it. — Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 23, 2014


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@Choire @gabrielsnyder *evil laugh* — Michael (@donohoe) July 23, 2014


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WARNING: A powerful computer “worm” is causing media twitter accounts to tweet 1000s of links to “classic” New Yorker articles. — Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) July 23, 2014


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Jack White is subtweeting you with his eyes http://ift.tt/1sSzBnL — Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) July 23, 2014


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If you want to make Klinsmann’s 2018 team, stay in the MLS http://t.co/HzwPVofEqy @andrew_helms explains — Noah Chestnut (@noahchestnut) July 23, 2014


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In order to protect the answers to my security questions, I had my first elementary school destroyed and put my pets into witness protection — Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) July 23, 2014


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