{"id":1605,"date":"2012-10-26T09:08:26","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T13:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2012-10-26T09:08:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T13:08:26","slug":"apples-apology-to-samsung-were-cool-youre-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2012\/10\/26\/apples-apology-to-samsung-were-cool-youre-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple&#8217;s Apology To Samsung: We&#8217;re Cool, You&#8217;re Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember earlier this month, when Apple <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/3002253\/london-judge-rules-samsung-did-not-copy-ipad-design\"> lost its appeal<\/a> in the U.K. against Samsung for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/1843150\/court-decides-apple-must-apologize-samsung-uk\">High Court ruling<\/a> earlier this year? Well, on the bottom of the home page of Apple&#8217;s U.K. website is a little linky that says &#8220;Samsung\/Apple judgment.&#8221; Click on that and up comes a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/uk\/legal-judgement\/\">linguistic masterclass in how to say sorry<\/a> without, um, saying, er, sorry.<\/p>\n<p>The letter, which will be visible on the site for a month, starts off with the usual legal guff. And the next para is a direct quotation from the judge&#8217;s rulings. The iPad, it surmises, is a &#8220;cool design.&#8221; And then, onto the third, talking about Samsung&#8217;s products. They, apparently, &#8220;are not cool.&#8221; Then there&#8217;s more legalese, with a zinger in the final paragraph. We may have lost this one, to paraphrase Apple, but go to Germany, because that&#8217;s where Samsung were found guilty of gadget plagiarism. SO THERE. (Samsung are probably too busy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/business-20091505\">celebrating record profits<\/a> to care.)<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps this is how they should have done it.<\/p>\n<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MSHaCzb3yYk?rel=1&amp;autoplay=0\" width=\"631\" height=\"380\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fastcompany.com.feedsportal.com\/c\/34823\/f\/645626\/s\/24e80a17\/mf.gif?resize=1%2C1\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/share.feedsportal.com\/viral\/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&amp;title=Apple%27s+Apology+To+Samsung%3A+We%27re+Cool%2C+You%27re+Not&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fastcompany.com%2F3002468%2Fapples-apology-samsung-were-cool-youre-not\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res3.feedsportal.com\/images\/emailthis2.gif?w=525\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/res.feedsportal.com\/viral\/bookmark.cfm?title=Apple%27s+Apology+To+Samsung%3A+We%27re+Cool%2C+You%27re+Not&amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fastcompany.com%2F3002468%2Fapples-apology-samsung-were-cool-youre-not\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res3.feedsportal.com\/images\/bookmark.gif?w=525\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/da.feedsportal.com\/r\/148658236632\/u\/49\/f\/645626\/c\/34823\/s\/24e80a17\/a2.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/da.feedsportal.com\/r\/148658236632\/u\/49\/f\/645626\/c\/34823\/s\/24e80a17\/a2.img\" border=\"0\"><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/pi.feedsportal.com\/r\/148658236632\/u\/49\/f\/645626\/c\/34823\/s\/24e80a17\/a2t.img\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?a=vfD3T9ohb14:BHnOs6wS5j0:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?a=vfD3T9ohb14:BHnOs6wS5j0:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?i=vfD3T9ohb14:BHnOs6wS5j0:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?a=vfD3T9ohb14:BHnOs6wS5j0:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/fastcompany\/headlines?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/fastcompany\/headlines\/~4\/vfD3T9ohb14\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>via Fast Company <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/3002468\/apples-apology-samsung-were-cool-youre-not?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+fastcompany%2Fheadlines+%28Fast+Company%29\">http:\/\/www.fastcompany.com\/3002468\/apples-apology-samsung-were-cool-youre-not?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+fastcompany%2Fheadlines+%28Fast+Company%29<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember earlier this month, when Apple lost its appeal in the U.K. against Samsung for a High Court ruling earlier this year? Well, on the bottom of the home page of Apple&#8217;s U.K. website is a little linky that says &#8220;Samsung\/Apple judgment.&#8221; Click on that and up comes a linguistic masterclass in how to say &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2012\/10\/26\/apples-apology-to-samsung-were-cool-youre-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Apple&#8217;s Apology To Samsung: We&#8217;re Cool, You&#8217;re Not&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[677,446,6],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-google-reader","tag-addy-dugdale","tag-fast-company","tag-ifttt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-pT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}