{"id":1682,"date":"2012-11-19T08:06:30","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T13:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=1682"},"modified":"2012-11-19T08:06:31","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T13:06:31","slug":"mutiny-streaking-and-german-meat-chips-the-rihanna-plane-has-officially-descended-into-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2012\/11\/19\/mutiny-streaking-and-german-meat-chips-the-rihanna-plane-has-officially-descended-into-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Mutiny, Streaking and German Meat Chips: The Rihanna Plane Has Officially Descended Into Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Mutiny,<\/a><\/p>\n

The Rihanna plane, which earlier today was on the verge of anarchy<\/a>, officially descended into total chaos somewhere between Berlin and London. Journalists are chanting, Australians are streaking<\/a>, and passengers are being forced to consume strange foods. <\/p>\n

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Mutiny #RIHANNAPLANE<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d mary hk choi (@choitotheworld) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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OMG!!! Streaker runs through Rihanna’s 777 plane – riles up 150 angry journalists #777Tour<\/a> twitter.com\/VH1Music\/statu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d VH1 Music (@VH1Music) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Journalist gone mad on the @rihannaplane<\/a> lockerz.com\/s\/262593963<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Necole Bitchie(@necolebitchie) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"Mutiny,<\/p>\n

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BEDLAM on the @rihanna<\/a> plane and press corp YELLS “save our jobs” and “just one quote.” And screams “B ROLL” to sabotage the doc footage.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d mary hk choi (@choitotheworld) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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The Australian with the harmonica STREAKED the plane asthe press corp chanted. #RIHANNAPLANE<\/a> #WHEREHAVEYOUBEENALLTHISFLIGHT<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d mary hk choi (@choitotheworld) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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THE MUTINY FINALLY HAPPENED on plane BLN>LDN. Ppl chanting “RIHANNA! SAVE OUR JOBS!” WE ALL COLLECTIVELY LOST IT AT THE SAME TIME. #777tour<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d J. Escobedo Shepherd (@jawnita) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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So yeah, the #777tour<\/a> plane staged a revolution against Rihanna on flight between Berlin and London<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Jason Newman (@Jasonrnewman) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Crowd chanted “Just one quote!,” “I need a headline!” and “Occupy 777” while Aussie journo stripped naked and ran around the plane.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Jason Newman (@Jasonrnewman) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Watch the streaker run naked on @rihanna<\/a> #777Tour<\/a> plane! WE GOT VIDEO! youtu.be\/Ugax2gEQgiM<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Fuse TV (@fusetv) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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That thing where everyone starts screaming for Rihanna to leave her panic room on the plane and she doesn’t come out but it’s the best.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u201d itsthereal (@itsthereal) November 19, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And we now have reports about the food. “We have eaten such a strange amount of lox. And coleslaw. French people are obsessed with carrot coleslaw,” says MTV’s Maud Deitch<\/a>. Her colleague Mary HK Choi adds they were served “German meat chips” as a 4 AM snack. Deitch also reports that “it now smells like a movie theater concession stand on the Rihanna plane and the people next to us just rolled up to their seats with tumblers filled with whiskey and then one of them promptly spilled it into his seat back pocket.”
\n#pray4therihannaplane<\/p>\n

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Throughout the #777Tour, Gawker.com will be bringing you updates about the status, location, activities and smells of the Rihanna Plane and its inhabitants, cobbled together from the distorted dispatches of the embedded Rihanna correspondents.<\/em><\/p>\n

via Gawker http:\/\/gawker.com\/5961691\/mutiny-streaking-and-german-meat-chips-the-rihanna-plane-has-officially-descended-into-madness<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Rihanna plane, which earlier today was on the verge of anarchy, officially descended into total chaos somewhere between Berlin and London. Journalists are chanting, Australians are streaking, and passengers are being forced to consume strange foods. Mutiny #RIHANNAPLANE \u00e2\u20ac\u201d mary hk choi (@choitotheworld) November 19, 2012 OMG!!! Streaker runs through Rihanna’s 777 plane – … <\/p>\n

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