{"id":1929,"date":"2013-01-28T00:46:38","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T05:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=1929"},"modified":"2013-01-28T00:46:38","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T05:46:38","slug":"jim-windolf-public-relations-for-the-lord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2013\/01\/28\/jim-windolf-public-relations-for-the-lord\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim Windolf: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Public Relations for the Lord.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>8220;Wow. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re here. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really great to see You. So. Do You prefer to be called God or . . .\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m partial to Yahweh, actually.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yahweh it is, then. Can I get You something? Coffee? Water? We got Pellegrino, if You\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0. (Subscription required.)<\/p>\n<p>via The New Yorker <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2013\/02\/04\/130204sh_shouts_windolf\">http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2013\/02\/04\/130204sh_shouts_windolf<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8220;Wow. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re here. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really great to see You. So. Do You prefer to be called God or . . .\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m partial to Yahweh, actually.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yahweh it is, then. Can I get You something? Coffee? Water? We got Pellegrino, if You\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0. (Subscription required.) via The New Yorker http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/2013\/02\/04\/130204sh_shouts_windolf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[6,829,250],"class_list":["post-1929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-google-reader","tag-ifttt","tag-jim-windolf","tag-the-new-yorker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-v7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}