{"id":195,"date":"2012-05-25T09:34:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-25T13:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=195"},"modified":"2012-05-25T09:34:38","modified_gmt":"2012-05-25T13:34:38","slug":"drinks-very-often","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2012\/05\/25\/drinks-very-often\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinks, Very Often"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/slacktory.com\/2012\/05\/20-guys-try-to-bang-psycho-on-okcupid\/\">20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OkCupid.<\/a> Online dating is taking over, and it&#8217;s as bad as everyone says it is. The general population is morphing into lazy, fake, desperate, and creepy weirdoes on the internet. Here&#8217;s a little experiment to prove it. Make a fake profile on OkCupid based on a character named <a href=\"http:\/\/slacktory.com\/category\/marla-the-shitty-advice-columnist\/\">Marla<\/a>. Please note that in the profile picture, you can&#8217;t see the face, boobs, butt, or anything that would indicate that she&#8217;s physically attractive whatsoever. Yes, absurdity happens.<\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Metafilter?a=OkPx5BalZ2w:He-gKSQZ0Fs:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/Metafilter?i=OkPx5BalZ2w:He-gKSQZ0Fs:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>via MetaFilter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/116279\/Drinks-Very-Often\">http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/116279\/Drinks-Very-Often<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OkCupid. Online dating is taking over, and it&#8217;s as bad as everyone says it is. The general population is morphing into lazy, fake, desperate, and creepy weirdoes on the internet. Here&#8217;s a little experiment to prove it. Make a fake profile on OkCupid based on a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2012\/05\/25\/drinks-very-often\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drinks, Very Often&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[1037,6],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-google-reader","tag-ifttt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-39","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}