{"id":2703,"date":"2013-05-15T10:50:11","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T14:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=2703"},"modified":"2013-05-15T10:50:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T14:50:11","slug":"im-sending-all-my-new-yorker-caption-contest-entries-via-strongbox-if-the-doj-wants-to-see-my-irreverent-witticisms-they-can-suck-an-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2013\/05\/15\/im-sending-all-my-new-yorker-caption-contest-entries-via-strongbox-if-the-doj-wants-to-see-my-irreverent-witticisms-they-can-suck-an-egg\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sending all my New Yorker Caption Contest entries via strongbox. If the DOJ wants to see my irreverent witticisms, they can suck an egg."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sending all my New Yorker Caption Contest entries via strongbox. If the DOJ wants to see my irreverent witticisms, they can suck an egg.<\/p>\n<p>via Gabriel Snyder&#8217;s Stellar faves http:\/\/twitter.com\/NickGreene\/status\/334679634136408064<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sending all my New Yorker Caption Contest entries via strongbox. If the DOJ wants to see my irreverent witticisms, they can suck an egg. via Gabriel Snyder&#8217;s Stellar faves http:\/\/twitter.com\/NickGreene\/status\/334679634136408064<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[781,6],"class_list":["post-2703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gabriel-snyders-stellar-faves","tag-ifttt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-HB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}