“Mama, I can’t bear it! I can’t. I can’t go on. It goes so fast. Mitch McConnell Chief of Staff JOSH HOLMES turns 35 today, Mama!”<\/p>\n
via Gabriel Snyder’s Stellar faves http:\/\/twitter.com\/pareene\/status\/354426597425680385<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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