{"id":3689,"date":"2013-10-26T20:34:38","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T00:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=3689"},"modified":"2013-10-26T20:34:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T00:34:39","slug":"at-first-base-david-ortiz-stares-at-his-right-hand-which-has-become-huge-and-leathery-he-kicks-the-dirt-wondering-how-hell-hold-a-bat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2013\/10\/26\/at-first-base-david-ortiz-stares-at-his-right-hand-which-has-become-huge-and-leathery-he-kicks-the-dirt-wondering-how-hell-hold-a-bat\/","title":{"rendered":"At first base, David Ortiz stares at his right hand, which has become huge and leathery. He kicks the dirt wondering how he&#8217;ll hold a bat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At first base, David Ortiz stares at his right hand, which has become huge and leathery. He kicks the dirt wondering how he&#8217;ll hold a bat.<\/p>\n<p>via Gabriel Snyder&#8217;s Stellar faves http:\/\/twitter.com\/marklisanti\/status\/394259214794649600<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first base, David Ortiz stares at his right hand, which has become huge and leathery. He kicks the dirt wondering how he&#8217;ll hold a bat. via Gabriel Snyder&#8217;s Stellar faves http:\/\/twitter.com\/marklisanti\/status\/394259214794649600<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[781,6],"class_list":["post-3689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gabriel-snyders-stellar-faves","tag-ifttt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-Xv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}