{"id":4555,"date":"2014-06-22T18:42:38","date_gmt":"2014-06-22T22:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4555"},"modified":"2014-06-22T18:42:38","modified_gmt":"2014-06-22T22:42:38","slug":"he-does-a-good-pout-doesnt-hehe-was-greeted-by-a-topless-model-dressed-as-donald-duck-okay-these-announcers-are-high-as-fuck-chris-kluwe-chriswarcraft-june-22-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2014\/06\/22\/he-does-a-good-pout-doesnt-hehe-was-greeted-by-a-topless-model-dressed-as-donald-duck-okay-these-announcers-are-high-as-fuck-chris-kluwe-chriswarcraft-june-22-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;He does a good pout, doesn&#8217;t he?&#8221;\n\n&#8220;He was greeted by a topless model dressed as Donald Duck.&#8221;\n\nOkay, these announcers are high as fuck.\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) June 22, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>&quot;He does a good pout, doesn&#39;t he?&quot;&#10;&#10;&quot;He was greeted by a topless model dressed as Donald Duck.&quot;&#10;&#10;Okay, these announcers are high as fuck.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/TlKsr1\">June 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/eFwOAG<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;He does a good pout, doesn&#39;t he?&quot;&#10;&#10;&quot;He was greeted by a topless model dressed as Donald Duck.&quot;&#10;&#10;Okay, these announcers are high as fuck. &mdash; Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) June 22, 2014 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/eFwOAG<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1bt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}