{"id":4628,"date":"2014-07-23T12:16:38","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T16:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4628"},"modified":"2014-07-23T12:16:38","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T16:16:38","slug":"in-order-to-protect-the-answers-to-my-security-questions-i-had-my-first-elementary-school-destroyed-and-put-my-pets-into-witness-protection-glenn-fleishman-glennf-july-23-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2014\/07\/23\/in-order-to-protect-the-answers-to-my-security-questions-i-had-my-first-elementary-school-destroyed-and-put-my-pets-into-witness-protection-glenn-fleishman-glennf-july-23-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"In order to protect the answers to my security questions, I had my first elementary school destroyed and put my pets into witness protection\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) July 23, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>In order to protect the answers to my security questions, I had my first elementary school destroyed and put my pets into witness protection<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1nULr9c\">July 23, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/vyVpaJ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In order to protect the answers to my security questions, I had my first elementary school destroyed and put my pets into witness protection &mdash; Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) July 23, 2014 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/vyVpaJ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1cE","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}