{"id":4645,"date":"2014-07-28T14:56:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-28T18:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4645"},"modified":"2014-07-28T14:56:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T18:56:48","slug":"i-dont-want-anyone-to-panic-but-the-world-has-two-pets-named-anderson-pooper-httpt-coq9s0vutakr-httpt-comcx8iomjrf-chris-rovzar-rovzar-july-28-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2014\/07\/28\/i-dont-want-anyone-to-panic-but-the-world-has-two-pets-named-anderson-pooper-httpt-coq9s0vutakr-httpt-comcx8iomjrf-chris-rovzar-rovzar-july-28-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t want anyone to panic, but the world has two pets named Anderson Pooper. http:\/\/t.co\/q9S0vUtAkR &#038; http:\/\/t.co\/MCx8iOmjrf\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Chris Rovzar (@Rovzar) July 28, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I don&#39;t want anyone to panic, but the world has two pets named Anderson Pooper. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/q9S0vUtAkR\">http:\/\/t.co\/q9S0vUtAkR<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MCx8iOmjrf\">http:\/\/t.co\/MCx8iOmjrf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Chris Rovzar (@Rovzar) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1xqeVBA\">July 28, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/1xqeVRQ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#39;t want anyone to panic, but the world has two pets named Anderson Pooper. http:\/\/t.co\/q9S0vUtAkR &amp; http:\/\/t.co\/MCx8iOmjrf &mdash; Chris Rovzar (@Rovzar) July 28, 2014 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/1xqeVRQ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1cV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}