{"id":4701,"date":"2014-08-17T22:23:16","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T02:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4701"},"modified":"2014-08-17T22:23:16","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T02:23:16","slug":"i-would-crawl-on-my-wrists-and-shins-through-an-ocean-of-glass-for-the-woman-who-said-that-httpt-cofu9xu4ibm5-mallory-ortberg-mallelis-august-18-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2014\/08\/17\/i-would-crawl-on-my-wrists-and-shins-through-an-ocean-of-glass-for-the-woman-who-said-that-httpt-cofu9xu4ibm5-mallory-ortberg-mallelis-august-18-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"i would crawl on my wrists and shins through an ocean of glass for the woman who said that http:\/\/t.co\/fU9Xu4IBM5\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) August 18, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>i would crawl on my wrists and shins through an ocean of glass for the woman who said that <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/fU9Xu4IBM5\">http:\/\/t.co\/fU9Xu4IBM5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1rKV7H1\">August 18, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/1iO0gNc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i would crawl on my wrists and shins through an ocean of glass for the woman who said that http:\/\/t.co\/fU9Xu4IBM5 &mdash; Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) August 18, 2014 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/1iO0gNc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1dP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}