{"id":4976,"date":"2015-01-20T22:57:17","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T03:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4976"},"modified":"2015-01-20T22:57:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T03:57:17","slug":"seriously-pay-me-millions-to-be-a-political-consultant-all-i-will-do-is-tell-my-boss-dont-do-this-alex-pareene-pareene-january-21-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2015\/01\/20\/seriously-pay-me-millions-to-be-a-political-consultant-all-i-will-do-is-tell-my-boss-dont-do-this-alex-pareene-pareene-january-21-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"seriously pay me millions to be a political consultant all I will do is tell my boss &#8220;don&#8217;t do this&#8221;\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d alex pareene (@pareene) January 21, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>seriously pay me millions to be a political consultant all I will do is tell my boss &quot;don&#39;t do this&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; alex pareene (@pareene) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1AKBu57\">January 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/JCGu6A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>seriously pay me millions to be a political consultant all I will do is tell my boss &quot;don&#39;t do this&quot; &mdash; alex pareene (@pareene) January 21, 2015 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/JCGu6A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1ig","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}