{"id":4979,"date":"2015-01-25T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/?p=4979"},"modified":"2015-01-25T16:40:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T21:40:00","slug":"gabrielsnyder-go-to-the-nearest-supermarket-or-bodega-and-grab-things-off-the-shelves-at-random-purchase-as-much-as-you-can-carry-tom-tomorrow-tomtomorrow-january-25-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/2015\/01\/25\/gabrielsnyder-go-to-the-nearest-supermarket-or-bodega-and-grab-things-off-the-shelves-at-random-purchase-as-much-as-you-can-carry-tom-tomorrow-tomtomorrow-january-25-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"@gabrielsnyder go to the nearest supermarket or bodega and grab things off the shelves at random. Purchase as much as you can carry.\n\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) January 25, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/Kz8x99\">@gabrielsnyder<\/a> go to the nearest supermarket or bodega and grab things off the shelves at random.  Purchase as much as you can carry.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) <a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1zKNdp9\">January 25, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/ift.tt\/ocqlJe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@gabrielsnyder go to the nearest supermarket or bodega and grab things off the shelves at random. Purchase as much as you can carry. &mdash; Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) January 25, 2015 from http:\/\/ift.tt\/ocqlJe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,1036],"class_list":["post-4979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ifttt","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2skW4-1ij","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gabrielsnyder.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}