Confused by all the buzzwords floating around in the digital economy? Media Guy is here to help.
Adblock — n. A service that kidnaps your kittens, puts them in a sack and then drowns them in the river — unless you pay Adblock to “whitelist” your kittens, in which case they will be allowed to live. Wait, did I say kittens? I meant your online ads.
Big data — n. Data so big other data jogs around it to get exercise! Data so big it had to go to SeaWorld to get baptized! Data so big it puts its lipstick on with a paint-roller! Data so big …
via Advertising Age – Homepage http://adage.com/article/commentary-and-analysis-from-simon-dumenco/dumenco-s-definery-digital-terms-definitively-dictionary-d/244013/?utm_source=Commentary%20and%20analysis%20from%20Simon%20Dumenco&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+AdvertisingAge/Commentary%20and%20analysis%20from%20Simon%20Dumenco